I first met Gerard at a house party where he was running around without a shirt on and yelling “who wants to touch awesome!? you do sir! YOU. DO!”
No, that’s a lie. I was running around shirtless. And it’s been awkward ever since.
Gerard is the husband of Bridesmaid Elizabeth (you haven’t met her yet. Settle down) and will be responsible for making sure the Bridesmaids are sufficiently liquored up. He will also physically sexual harass me throughout the night.
He’s also the only person who has witnessed me butcher Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believ’n” at a karaoke bar (that’s right. I was that guy).
Recently Gerard gave me advice about married life. Since I was drunk, I recorded it so I wouldn’t forget.
Likes: drunk dialing his wife, petty theft, impromptu Rock Band concerts
Dislikes: losing at Wii boxing, his real first name, soberness
January 19, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Nice video! What party was that from?
January 25, 2009 at 11:09 pm
That is from your wife’s 30th b-day party! Don’t you recognize your house? :0)
January 26, 2009 at 8:11 am
Yeah, but I didn’t know why I wasn’t part of that fun! I must have been out on the sun porch explaining why Amy wasn’t doing keg stands that night.
January 26, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Babies love keg stands…. what’s wrong with your wife! :0)
August 20, 2009 at 10:20 pm
[...] Elizabeth is often confused with my sister. Like Norah too, we are the youngest of 4 children. We probably have more in common as adults than we ever did as teenagers. Just looking at Elizabeth, who is now a Catholic High School teacher, you would never expect some of the things she says (or does) to be possible . She is no shy girl… until her husband decides to run around naked! (see his post: Gerard Murphy) [...]